I’m celebrating getting to spend another 365 days with my Mindy. To commemorate I made this wonky cake; luckily it tastes better than it looks. Happy birthday, love.
Donuts in my face:
I got really excited to see this. A little too excited.
Thoughts on THE ROOM, second viewing
Observation by Mindy — Tommy’s girlfriend looks a whole lot like the Albino from The Princess Bride:
Also, Brian, with remote in hand, made this hilarious scene even funnier:
And lastly, here’s a really old stage version of the roof scene, complete with football. At least you can say this about Tommy Wiseau, that’s he’s CONSISTENT.
Fake Companies Considering My Resume
Stark Industries (starkindustriesnow.com/employment)
The Ghostbusters (ghostbustersishiring.com)
I’ve also interviewed at the Sterling Cooper Ad Agency:
Something tells me that one may be a long shot.
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Yao Ming, who at 28 will soon be the only active player ever to be inducted into the NBA Hall of Fame, learned to play basketball when he was 3 years old after finding an untamed cobra in the mountains, a cobra of ancient legend whose very breath was poisonous. The cobra was taller than a full-grown tree, and beat Yao in one-on-one basketball competition every day for 19 straight years.
Then, the very night before their final game, Yao prayed deeply to his ancestors and ingested more than 20 pounds of Yu Wan Mei fish by-products, and behold! Yao grew three feet while he slept.
Yao beat the cobra 11-0 the following morning, beheaded it with a great spear, fashioned a graceful sailing vessel from its colossal body, and rode this vessel across the Pacific Ocean to play professional basketball in the United States. There, Yao Ming became leader of the Rockets after receiving the Mandate of Heaven from previous team captain Hakeem Olajuwon.
from the newly Chinese owned The Onion